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!zdlfbghadsfivb! omg [08 Aug 2005|10:00pm] dearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, everyone we are sorry we have disrupted your brains a year ago with talk about shitting,pooping,diarehhing,eating poop and/or shit,and smelling farts. if you will please for give us. that is all, JAY KAY! fuck you that was hhilarious. Eat Shit with Imahn and Austin

hey`` [27 Dec 2004|10:17pm] its imahn... its december 27th i havnt been on this lj for almost a year.LJs r fucking gay. i was just bored and i looked back. 4 Eat Shit with Imahn and Austin

[01 Feb 2004|11:22am] [ mood | Fartering ] [ music | Fart Noises by Nelson ] Different Types of Farters Vain You love the smell of your own farts. Amiable You love the smell of other people's farts. Proud You think your farts are exceptionally fine. Shy You release silent farts and then blush. Impudent You boldly fart out loud and then laugh. Anti-Social When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private. Strategic You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing. Sadistic You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head. Intellectual You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed. Athletic You fart at the slightest exertion. Miserable You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart. Sensitive You fart and then start crying. Unfortunate You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead. Scientific You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution. Nervous You stop in the middle of your fart. Honest You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons. Dishonest You fart and then blame the dog. Foolish You suppress your farts for hours. Thrifty You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve. 10 Eat Shit with Imahn and Austin

[21 Jan 2004|04:41pm] [ mood | silly ] [ music | i farted ] Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling. Corn Poopie- Self explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water. Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns. Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell. The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie! The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. 23 Eat Shit with Imahn and Austin

[16 Jan 2004|10:16pm] [ mood | pooped ] [ music | ATREYU-LIP GLOSS AND BLACK ] Me and austin took bohemoth shits and ate them. These wernt ordinary regular shits, these were special! They were colorful, more beautiful than a sunset, nutty , tangy , yummy, and yes they were so sensational.we covered them with seeds and corn, no peanuts they were in there already.we ate them so fast we got tummyaches and so we took pictures and so if u look at our userpic you will see how sensational our inner beauty is. Yours Pooly, Imahn and Austin Ps: Add us or wake up next to us 17 Eat Shit with Imahn and Austin

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