Eat Poop, Be Happy

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Tue, 09 Aug 2005 05:02:23 GMT

dearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
everyone

we are sorry we have disrupted your brains a year ago with talk about shitting,pooping,diarehhing,eating poop and/or shit,and smelling farts.

if you will please for give us.

that is all,

JAY KAY!

fuck you that was hhilarious.

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Tue, 28 Dec 2004 06:19:17 GMT

its imahn... its december 27th i havnt been on this lj for almost a year.LJs r fucking gay. i was just bored and i looked back.

Sun, 01 Feb 2004 19:24:55 GMT

Different Types of Farters

Vain
You love the smell of your own farts.

Amiable
You love the smell of other people's farts.

Proud
You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Shy
You release silent farts and then blush.

Impudent
You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

Anti-Social
When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

Strategic
You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

Sadistic
You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.

Intellectual
You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

Athletic
You fart at the slightest exertion.

Miserable
You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

Sensitive
You fart and then start crying.

Unfortunate
You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

Scientific
You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.

Nervous
You stop in the middle of your fart.

Honest
You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

Dishonest
You fart and then blame the dog.

Foolish
You suppress your farts for hours.

Thrifty
You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

Thu, 22 Jan 2004 00:42:25 GMT

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie
come out, but there is no poopie in the
toilet.

Clean Poopie- The kind where you
poopie it out, see it in the
toilet, but there is nothing on the
toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you
wipe your butt 50 times and
still feels unwipped, so you have to put
some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear, so you won't ruin them with a
stain.

Second Wave Poopie- This happens
when you're done poopieing and
you've pulled your pants up to your
knees and you realize that you have to poopie some
more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were
you strain so much to get it out, you
practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of
poopie that is so huge, your
afraid to flush without first breaking
it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy,
everyone within earshot is
giggling.

Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where
you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on
the toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where
it hurts so badly coming out,
you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power
dump) The kind that comes out of
your butt so fast, your cheeks get
spalshed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where
yellowish-brown liquid shoots
out of your butt and splashes all
over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad
your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind of
poopie that doesen't smell.

The Suprise Poopie- You are not
even at the toilet because you
are sure your about to fart, but
OOPS!- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie- This poopie
refuses to drop into the toilet
even though you know you are done
poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will
cut it loose.

Sat, 17 Jan 2004 06:22:09 GMT

Me and austin took bohemoth shits and ate them. These wernt ordinary regular shits, these were special! They were colorful, more beautiful than a sunset, nutty , tangy , yummy, and yes they were so sensational.we covered them with seeds and corn, no peanuts they were in there already.we ate them so fast we got tummyaches and so we took pictures and so if u look at our userpic you will see how sensational our inner beauty is.

Yours Pooly,
Imahn and Austin

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